Just so everyone knows. Its fucking 5 degrees outside right now..
Your beauty stretches for a thousand suns. You hold the key to her orgasmic gates and you have the power to out her ovaries and grow one anew. Peace and lice knock out the king
Death is not an option. You have to jerk off in a lecture hall in front of all your friends and family till completion (so potentially could be a while). Or get butt fucked by a prime Mike Tyson on the edge of a cliff so you have to push back but nobody will ever know. What do you choose, Option 1 or Option 2?
Option 1. I jerk off like a pro. I’ve been caught so many times I don’t think it even matters anymore. I’m not in to butt stuff
Well looks like I'm beat. Kinda jealous. Bye bye.
Why are you beat? and about what?
no no the dog wants to fuck you in the ass dont get it twisted faggot
But I wanna fuck a dog in the ass.
¡Oye, tú los ácidos grasos, vaya usted mismo ¿por qué matar a dormir con mi hermana usted grasa imbecil. Voy a apuñalar varias veces en el corazón hasta que cae fuera de lugar. Entonces, a mi pelo afeitado mi pene y colocarlo en esa mierda y empujarla hasta mi pugs pendejo y es él el que puede mierda. Confía en mí y yo lo haré a puta, nunca violar a la princesa Española.
Hey, you fatty acids, go yourself why kill my sister to sleep with you fat asshole. I’ll stab you in the heart several times until it falls out of place. So, I shaved my penis and place it on that shit and push it until my hair is stupid pugs and he who can fuck. Trust me and I’ll whore never rape the Spanish princess.
this is what it translated too. you got some issues brah
i took two tabs of acid yesterday afternoon and i woke up this morning with a torn pair of shoes. i found i ruined my life and everyone elses too, i guess this is what my teachers told me what drugs would do. yet they forgot to mention the way the morphine makes the pain go away and how ill always remember the good times in my spine and the holes i put in my brain with this next line.
gonna move to Colorado, sell my body, and be your roommate. because I think you're perfect and you need a good friend to validate all of your feelings and make you food, especially bacon, when you're down.
If I lived in Colorado I would uh. I should move there.
I seriously would spend that money bc you really are my favorite tbh ahhhh/.\
could you do that for 3 months. its yours. It’d be fun
I wonder where this anon hate came from?.
if you don’t like me bitching, dont follow. its a blog. I’m suppose to vent and let people know whats going on in my life. thats the point.
Sorry not sorry
then i'll let my pitbull fuck your ass
I wanna fuck a dog in the ass
3rd option have your mom suck your dick dry
wow. you really know your awkward